IN THE POST MODERN WORLD, SIMPLE AND POWERFUL IDEAS ARE THE NEW PHEROMONES. WHAT BETTER THAN A T-SHIRT TO MAKE YOUR POTENTIAL MATE(S) KNOW YOU’RE THE MATCH THEY’RE LONGING FOR?

WHATEVER BEACH YOU GO TO, THERE WILL ALWAYS, ALWAYS BE A DOUCHE. TWO HALF DRUNK DIMWITS TWERKING IN YOUR FACE WHILE YOU’RE READING YOUR FAVORITE ECOFEMINIST MANIFESTO, A JACKED UP STEROIDOALPHABRO DIPPED IN A MIXTURE OF ALL THE DUTY FREE’S COLOGNES, ETC. YOU GET IT. BUT

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT IF YOU CAN’T SPOT THE DOUCHE, YOU MIGHT VERY WELL BE IT.

WAN’T TO SHARE YOUR STORIES HERE? SEND US AN EMAIL! BUT DON’T HATE US IF WE DON’T PUBLISH CHEEKY’S ALWAYS GOOD BUT GOOD’S NOT ALWAYS CHEEKY ;)

I WAS HAVING A CONVO IN A THAI RESORT NEAR CRABI WITH A FRIEND, EXPLAINING HIM HOW I WANTED TO CREATE A LINE OF GARMENTS. AT SOME POINT, THE BEERS WE WERE HAVING MADE THEIR WAY DOWN AND I TOLD MY MATE “HOLD ON, IMA TAKE A CHEEKY LEAK”.

THERE WAS BORN THE NAME OF THAT SILLY LITTLE PROJECT OF MINE.